![]() ![]() I want to make a lampshade out of your skin because you light up my life.Ģ0. Are you lost? Heaven is a long way from here.ġ9. Do you have to leave so soon? I was just going to poison your drink.ġ8. Would you love the taste of blood and metal? I can let you.ġ7. Shall I wait for you in my car, or will the closet suffice?ġ6. ![]() I love you more than my jar of fingers.ġ5. I only thought about you once today – I just never stopped.ġ4. Will you run away from me somewhere romantic?ġ3. You are interesting and attractive to behold, let’s have a drink together tonight.ġ2. Luckily, I’ve got another three or four in the freezer.ġ1. If I had to rate you on a scale of 1 to 10, I’d rate you a 9 because I am the one you’re missing.ġ0. I currently live in my parents’ house, can I move in with you?ĩ. Quick, tell me everything you know about black market organ donation.Ĩ. Come for a ride! I am a friend of your dad.Ħ. ![]() Do you know how it can look better? Rumpled in a bunch of mysteries that haven’t been solved.ĥ. Don’t you think the human voice, wailing in agony, is the most beautiful of all instruments?Ĥ. Brace yourselves for more incredibly dark pick up lines!ġ. The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement. Is that blood or wine you’re having cause I was gonna get you another?ġ0. My zombie plan has been rewritten to include you.ĩ. Hey girl, are you death? Because I hope you come for me soon.ħ. If looks could kill, I’d be dead right now.ĥ. Hey, baby, are you made up of dark matter?Ĥ. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.Ģ. I had so much fun reading and collecting all these dark pick up lines, and these are my top 10 absolute favorites. ![]()
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